Just found the list I'd made of humorous sayings. So here's some more......
*We're adults. When did that happen and how do we make it stop?*
*You're my favorite. Don't tell the others.*
*I may not be perfect, but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.*
*Be a fruit loop in a world full of cheerios.*
*Therapy is expensive. Popping bubblewrap is cheap. You choose.*
*Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?*
*If Tylenol, duct tape, or a band-aid can't fix it....you've got a serious problem.*
*Homeschoolers have class....everywhere.*
*I homeschool because I don't believe in the mass production of human beings.*
*Warning: Currently under the influence of toddlers*
*Who are these kids and why are they calling me mom?*
*Moms never pee alone.*
*Yes, all these kids are mine!*
*I lost my mind. I think my kids took it.*
and finally......
*I'll catch up on my sleep when my kids are in college.*
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I haven't caught up on my sleep yet! First I had to work to catch up on all the bills after raising the kids. Now I am retired and I have to catch up on my sleep from working all these years! Not sure if I am retired or just tired! - Grandma J
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